| I Battled a Ghost | Defeat Lord Mortimer's phantom. | 20 |
| I Brought Down a Giant | Defeat the Boss Monster. | 10 |
| I Can Destroy The World | Get the bad ending. | 15 |
| I Can Save The World | Get the good ending. | 20 |
| I Collected a Being | Accumulate Smockula's Body. | 10 |
| I Cut the Supply Chain | Defeat the Infested Roadie. | 10 |
| I Demolished You With The 80's. | Crush an enemy beneath an arcade machine. | 10 |
| I Earned an Organ | Defeat the Gory Mound. | 10 |
| I Fixed Your Heart | Resuscitate a downed bandmate. | 15 |
| I Gave Them a Show | Defeat King Tepes. | 20 |
| I Got a Tattoo | Get your first tattoo! You look great. | 10 |
| I Have an Army | Unlock an alternate band from the Sceniverse. | 10 |
| I Like it Better This Way | Dye some clothes. How does that look? | 10 |
| I Made a Garden of Skulls | Make a cluster of 5 healing totems. | 10 |
| I Melt Your Face a Thousand Ways | Poison, burn, melt, shock, explode, and shatter your foes. | 15 |
| I Removed a Stain | Defeat the Lady in Tatters. | 10 |
| I Steal Your Soul | Rob 7 enemies of their souls. | 15 |
| I'll Give Birth to a King | Eat a heart while in female form. | 10 |
| I'm a Brewmaster | Craft a beer. | 10 |
| I'm a Knife-Wielding Lunatic | Sever some limbs while dual-wielding machetes. | 10 |
| I'm a Reverse Repairman | Defeat the Wretched Electronics. | 10 |
| I'm a Serious Musician | Get 100% on any music minigame part. | 20 |
| I'm a Uniter | Host a team attack, join a team attack. | 10 |
| I'm All Inked Up | Get ALL tattoos. Now you're a mage. | 20 |
| I'm All Sorts of Famous | Get the good ending (Total Anarchy playthrough) | 20 |
| I'm an Exorcist | Defeat Beelzebaal. | 10 |
| I'm Cemetery Go Go Go | Defeat Circe Bathory in St. Sanders Cemetery. | 10 |
| I'm the Hunter | Defeat Vlad The Eternally Cold. | 10 |
| I'm The King of Rock and Roll | Get the good ending (Chaos playthrough) | 20 |
| I'm Thorough | Find all relics. | 20 |
