| A friend in need | Revive other players 50 times | Bronze |
| And stay down! | Kick 50 enemies down | Bronze |
| Broadsword calling Danny Boy | Successfully complete The Keep | Bronze |
| Burning a hole in your pocket | Loot a Chainsaw Elite's corpse | Bronze |
| Code Red | Successfully complete Tower of Hellfire | Bronze |
| Come and get it! It's a running buffet! | Get at least 20 for 1 with an explosive kill | Bronze |
| Descent into Hell | Successfully complete Crucible of Evil | Bronze |
| Don't get all stingy with your bullets | Kill 5000 enemies of any kind | Bronze |
| Don't mention the Z word! | Successfully complete Village of the Dead | Bronze |
| Down but not out | Kill a total of 20 enemies while incapacitated | Bronze |
| Elite pickpocket | Loot a Super Elite's corpse | Bronze |
| Every bullet counts | Get a 5-for-1 kill with any sniper rifle | Bronze |
| Explosive personality! | Pick up a Panzerfaust | Bronze |
| Give me something to shoot | Kill a Zombie Sniper in mid-air | Bronze |
| Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun | Kill 50 Super Elites | Bronze |
| Got the killshot! | Kill 20 Elites in co-op | Bronze |
| Got you, didn't I, you little sucker! | Kill a Suicide Zombie by hitting his grenade | Silver |
| Got your back | Kill 50 enemies that are actively attacking other players | Bronze |
| Gratuitous violence from the lot of you | Complete levels as every playable character | Bronze |
| Guts and glory | Reach at least Wave 10 with more gold medals than your companions | Bronze |
| Headache relief | Kill 25 Summoners | Bronze |
| Headshots are the very best | Defeat 500 enemies with headshots | Bronze |
| Hell on earth, that's it | Successfully complete Purgatory | Bronze |
| I kick arse for the Lord! | Pick up the Preacher | Bronze |
| I think we'll start with a reign of terror | Successfully complete City of Ashes | Bronze |
| I will not negotiate with the Undead! | Reach a Chain Count of 10 | Bronze |
| I'll teach ya how to shoot! | Reach at least Wave 10 with the highest score in any Horde Mode map | Bronze |
| Into the fire | Successfully complete Gateway to Hell | Bronze |
| It's just a flesh wound! | Sever 1,000 limbs | Bronze |
| Just in case we make it | Collect every Gold Bar | Bronze |
| Leave the limbs you've lost | Sever 10,000 limbs | Silver |
| Like a drunk who's lost a bet | Kill 20 enemies as they revive | Bronze |
| Man, you sure know a lot about monsters | Complete every Survivor sidequest | Bronze |
| My family's always been in meat | Get at least 15 for 1 with an explosive kill | Bronze |
| Naughty little boys get what they deserve | Kill 100 Zombie Snipers | Bronze |
| No more room in Hell | Successfully complete Subway to Hell | Bronze |
| Play it Thule | Successfully complete Labyrinth of Death | Bronze |
| Resurrect this! | Score 5,000 with a single sniper round | Bronze |
| Resurrection Day | Successfully complete Cathedral of Resurrection | Bronze |
| Scourge of zombiekind | Reach a Chain Count of 20 | Bronze |
| Snuff them out | Kill 25 Fire Demons | Bronze |
| Somebody's got to survive! | Get at least 10 for 1 with an explosive kill | Bronze |
| Taste some of Mama's home cookin', Adolf! | Successfully complete Army of Darkness | Bronze |
| The head bone's connected to the...oh, wait | Kill 500 Skeletons | Bronze |
| The pen is mightier than the sidearm | Successfully complete Library of Evil | Bronze |
| There's something in the mist! | Successfully complete Forest of Corpses | Bronze |
| They must be destroyed on sight! | Find and shoot every Bottle of Blood | Bronze |
| They're coming to get you, Barbra! | Reach at least Wave 10 in Horde Mode | Bronze |
| This calls for divine intervention! | Successfully complete all Chapters on Sniper Elite difficulty | Gold |
| This is going to be a bumpy ride | Successfully complete Terminal | Bronze |
| We all go a little mad sometimes | Get an unbroken 10-headshot streak | Bronze |
| We don't need a stretcher. We need a mop! | Kill 50 Suicide Zombies | Bronze |
| We got this by the ass! | Reach a total shot distance of 50km | Bronze |
| We have a Judas in our midst! | Kill a Survivor | Bronze |
| You got rid of those stiffs yet? | Successfully complete Freight Train of Fear | Bronze |
| You have no reason to fear the dead | Platinum Trophy | Platinum |
| You have...death around you | Reach at least Wave 10 in Horde Mode | Bronze |
| You want me to salute that pile of..? | Kill an Occult General | Bronze |
| You're going to have to work for your meal | Reach at least Wave 10 in Horde Mode | Bronze |
| You're going to meet Death now... | Reach at least Wave 10 in Horde Mode | Bronze |
| You're so dead, you don't even know it | Complete any Campaign chapter in 4-player co-op at any difficulty level | Bronze |
| You've got red on you | Reach a Chain Count of 30 | Bronze |
| Your blood pressure is zero over zero | Headshot a Heavy Armour Zombie without removing his helmet | Bronze |
| Zombies, man, they creep me out! | Reach at least Wave 10 in Horde Mode | Bronze |
